Comments on: Say ‘no’ to cardboard

By: Tero P

Tero P — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 07:42:27 +0000

The next time I’m in a restaurant abroad I’m going to order myself one sesso with asini, just to see what I’ll get. I bet it will be a truly logrande experience.

As a comfort to Qweryton: even if you’d miss the business, there’s always busness as the second alternative. The only difference is that “I” won’t be there.

By: erkki

erkki — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:17:39 +0000

The FBS Founders are naturally fluent in all major languages spoken in our solar system. But just in case there are any readers who don’t know their Spanish, here’s what the above comment means according to Babel Fish:

Forces began and logrande), the hair, to accommodate it of my legs of aim of how I am Carlos trejo. pretty verses sesso with asini. women cagadas. reflection histories Bye Bye

Could this be “Ode To Buns” written by our lost business associate-to-be, qweryton? I’m assuming it is and I must say I’m a bit disappointed. I don’t mind using nonsense words like “logrande)” or “sesso with asini” (thanks for those, I’ll have to keep them in mind). But I was a bit disturbed about the part where this Carlos Trejo character speaks of his hair-accommodation plans. I don’t like hair in my buns or odes for them.

However, what puzzled me the most was the expression used in the first verse where qweryton speaks about The Beginning of Forces. We at the FBS happen to have firsthand knowledge that the Forces have not begun.

Qweryton, if an untrue, hair-infested poem with some half-ass Spanish words is all you can come up with, you can say “Bye Bye” to our business ventures.

By: hahahdsdscs

hahahdsdscs — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 04:35:59 +0000

Comenzaron y se fuerzas logrande), el pelo, la acomodar de mis piernas de fin de cómo soy.
carlos trejo.
versos bonitos.
sesso con asini.
mujeres cagadas.
historias de reflexion

Bye Bye

(Links removed by FBS)

By: Tero P

Tero P — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 07:17:33 +0000

You know, lads – just a few more good, information-rich, enlightening comments, and we’ll make such a record in the “number of comments for a post” category here that it will require a post with at least one more comment to break it!

By: erkki

erkki — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 20:40:57 +0000

Actually I managed to have a quick glimpse at the URL just before it got removed. Qweryton’s business offer seemed really interesting and I was just embezzling money from our Society’s vaults to get involved in it.

Sadly I don’t remember the URL anymore and now that it has ceased to be, there’s no way to contact qweryton. Talk about ruining a promising business partnership!

So, qweryton, if you are reading this, please post another comment with your contact details. Just to ensure you are serious about this, I’m asking you to include a self-written poem with the title “Ode To Buns”. If you manage to convince us, we might be able to do some business together.

By: Tero P

Tero P — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 07:27:42 +0000

Thank You, qweryton, for revealing this information to us. Or to me, rather, as I calmly just removed the links from your post – now I’m the only one in this neighbourhood who knows where *the* really good business offer may be found.

Pity, though, that my plan is not precisely perfect. After all, searching for the “company dot com” that you were proposing returned 9 (nine) hits from the internets. Now that’s a lot. Hopefully *the* really good business offer is good enough to support this many people.

By: qweryton

qweryton — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 19:30:58 +0000

Sorry if my topic is not in the right place, but here is the really good business offer.
Have a look at this please. (URL was here, removed by a Founder)

By: Tero P

Tero P — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 19:03:47 +0000

Gosh, I ran across one of those (numismatists, not Golems) just today, but as I had no idea about their part in the play, I just passed him without a word. Then again, I think that the Plan is not going to fail due to the lack of these characters, as they are very common nowadays, and probably eager to do their part for the Society. (If not, we can persuade them anyway.)

By: erkki

erkki — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 17:39:16 +0000

Tero, your suggestion sounds great. But I guess somewhere out there is an oboe-playing hairless numismatist who would love to play some role in this whole Key Acquisition Process.

Maybe the numismatist could summon a medium-sized Golem. This Golem would then hand the Cube of Marshmellow to the Norwegian Carpenter.

Would these minor (but crucial, in my opinion) additions make the whole shebang too complicated?

By: Tero P

Tero P — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 17:10:38 +0000

At first I thought I’d let Mr. Tim’s suggestion be without any further attention, but now that you’ve pointed out that he, in fact, is nobody less than the enchanter who some call …. Tim, I feel obliged to provide at least one alternative to the question “how would we like to have the key”. My suggestion is more or less like this:

- The Key shall be aquired from the Depths of Google’s Dungeon by a Pirate Ninja Beaver, specifically trained for this purpose only.
- The Beaver shall put the Key, once (s)he has gotten it, into a small, yellowish Pouch, made of nothing less than the Shroud of Turin.
- Once the Beaver has returned from the Dungeon, (s)he shall give the Pouch, still containing the Key, to a blind Norwegian Carpenter, who used to be a worker on an oil drilling rig, but got blinded as a punishment for illegally watching rental videos there.
- The Carpenter shall put the Pouch, with the Key inside, into a lockable Cube of Marshmellow.
- Using this Cube, and another lockable container provided by the Society, the parties involved shall then transmit the Key in the plain-old-Alice-and-Bob way.

Now how does that sound?