In Memoriam

Farewell Bun of Founder Janne

The Friday Bun Society is happy to announce that we are awfully sorry on behalf of our beloved Founder, Janne, who will no longer eat Buns. Although the end of his personal existence has not quite yet taken place, the Society is sure to lose him, as he is about to cross the border line and enter the realm of hatred, chaos, invasion, and fat; with no guarantee nor hope of ever being able to return. Be brave, our fellow Founder, on your journey.

8 Responses to “In Memoriam”

  1. hate Says:

    Please accept my consolidations for this unfortunate event. It is always sad to see someone cross the border. I am just curious about one thing: what happened to the bun? Was it eaten or could it still be around somewhere? Looks quite tasty!

  2. erkki Says:

    Sorry, Hate, but I believe Janne ate the bun. I sure hope he doesn’t end up wearing orange overalls for smuggling bun residue in his digestive organs.

  3. Tero P Says:

    Wearing orange overalls for no apparent reason at first, and maybe accused of smuggling after a year or so.

  4. janne Says:

    Hey guys!

    Actually, I just visited a prison here at the land of fat and chaos. Luckily, I was on the right side of the bars but I got to see those guys in the orange overalls. They were some nasty looking fellows.

    Also, they took a mug shot picture of me. I’ll show it to you when/if I come back.

    See ya all later!

  5. hate Says:

    There have been rumors on the internets stating that Janne’s existence, or what’s left of it, has been seen wandering in the premises of his favourite bun site. The boldest ones even suggest that Janne has actually returned from the land of fat and chaos. Any confirmed information on this?

  6. Tero P Says:

    Spooky – what if we have a Janne-shaped specter walking amongst us? What do the baldest ones say?

  7. erkki Says:

    I guess I’m the baldest one so maybe I should speak out.

    Yes, it’s true. I too have seen a Janneish character loitering at the very same premises Janne used to spend his time in. Coincidentally his name is Janne as well (is that spooky or what?).

    Anyway, I hereby suggest that we forget about The Old Janne and accept The New Janne as a Founder Member in our society.

    (Unfortunately I could comment only for my part. I’m not quite sure who’s the second baldest in FBS. Maybe we should set up a baldness ranking within the society?)

  8. hate Says:

    Maybe a Baldic Circle would be in order. Or Sea if we don’t want to have more circles.

    And yes, let’s have New Janne as our capital. I mean Founder.

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