Archive for June, 2005

Hot Cross Buns

Tuesday, June 21st, 2005

Recently The Founders of Friday Bun Society came upon something called hot cross buns:

It is traditional to eat warm ‘hot cross buns’ on Good Friday. Hot Cross Buns with their combination of spicy, sweet and fruity flavors have long been an Easter tradition.

Now, it is important to understand that we at the Friday Bun Society have a firm opinion on bun traditions like this. Let no-one misunderstand what we think of hot cross buns. It would be severely foolish to think that The Founders would not have an opinion about an important matter such as this. What kind of Founders would they be, should they have no statement.

Now, there are certain organizations such as the People’s Bun Front, or the Bun Front of People that could not formulate an opinion about a simple matter like this, but The Friday Bun Society is not one of those organizations, make no mistake about that!

This is a serious matter indeed, and our opinion is as serious.

Statement of video watching on an oil drilling rig

Friday, June 10th, 2005

The Friday Bun Society hereby announces that we oppose the legislation that disallows watching video recordings on an oil drilling rig. Even if the workers there might be Norwegian, they should not be treated in such a harsh manner.